I woke up this morning and felt reasonably on top of things. The mountain of washing was being dealt to by the blustery wind, work was under control and the forecast was for sun. Then I chanced to look out the back door and remembered my secret shame...
This tangled mess is my garden. The rocket is approaching a metre high and I think that curly stuff underneath it is frisee lettuce. I know dandelions are edible but that doesn't mean I've let them set up camp in the thyme on purpose, nor am I encouraging the neighbour's cat to poo on what was supposed to be a patch of spring onions. Things have got so out of control out here that I don't know where to start. What should I do? Call Mr Green and hand over my credit card? Tell the council it's full of noxious plants that require their urgent attention? Or should I just pretend it's not there until next summer? What's happening in your garden at the moment. Is it like this, or can you inspire me to greatness?
(More organised, creative people who probably have perfect gardens here)