Thank you to everyone who responded to my gherkin SOS. It has taken nearly a week, but I am happy to announce that we have finally got it open. I tried all your suggestions, but in the end it was simple. I went out for a night of sewing, gossiping, eating gingerbread and drinking tea, while the Boy Wonder had some friends over for sausages, beer and a violent DVD.
When I came home, feeling a little like someone from an Austen novel, the house was dark and silent except for the whirring of the dishwasher. This heartwarming note lay on the kitchen counter:
And they say romance is dead! It turns out that eating rather a lot of spicy beef sausages from the halal butcher, drinking several French beers and watching a movie about a boy who wants to be a superhero gave the Boy Wonder just the strength he needed to wrest open the lid. I'm happy to hire him out if you have a similar problem. Just be aware that he can eat quite a lot...
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Ha ha - brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAnd he has very nice handwriting!
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing what a few beers can do.
I was convinced you were going to say you put the jar in the dishwasher!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo for the Boy Wonder ;0)
ReplyDeleteYay!! (probably a little too much enthusiasm there) Hope it was all worth it.
ReplyDeletehooray !!
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting at my desk, trying to look busy and efficient... except I snorted with laughter which somewhat gave the game away that I was reading your post rather than working on documents..
ReplyDeleteHe he....glad your problem is solved...I was going to offer suggestions but everyone else had already offered the same ones....
ReplyDeleteI hope the gherkins lived up to your expectations.
Buy the way, I've checked out the Orla Kiely chocolates, thanks for sharing the info (looked at them on-line that is....not checked them out in my mouth)...they look gorgeous..maybe we should start hinting for Valentines Day?!