You know how lemon curd is always so painstaking to make, with all that double-boiler anxiety and fretful stirring? It doesn't have to be that way.
I had an epiphany in the weekend after coming across Stephanie Alexander's revolutionary method. As so often happens with The Cook's Companion, I was looking up something else when I stumbled across her lemon curd recipe. In it, she dismisses the received wisdom that it needs gentle heat and patience and instead gives some short-cut instructions.
I was a bit nervous - it's a bit like setting out on a half-marathon to have some geezer pop out from behind a bush and say, 'look love, here's a short-cut that will get you there in half the time' - but I can confidently report that it works a treat. I'll possibly never remember what I was looking for to start with, but with this kind of knowledge now under my belt I'm not too bothered.
Did you know that if you Google 'grapefruit' most links are for the 'Grapefruit Diet'. I find this profoundly depressing. Instead, I'm prescribing a course of the Grapefruit Curd Diet. Try some of this on your toast and see if you don't feel better about life. Don't worry about the butter and eggs, think of the vitamin C! The recipe is adapted from the one mentioned above in The Cook's Companion, one of my most used, most loved books.
4 free-range egg yolks
2/3 cup caster sugar
100ml freshly squeezed grapefruit juice (one or two grapefruits should do it)
finely grated zest of two grapefruits
60g butter, diced
Put the egg yolks and sugar in a small pot and beat together until well blended. Add the grapefruit juice and zest, and the butter. Put the pot over medium-high heat and stir constantly until it comes to simmering point. As soon as the bubbles appear, remove from the heat. Keep stirring for another minute or so, then pour into sterilised jars. Makes about 450ml. Refrigerate when cold.
Now, I know you're thinking, 'but what will I do with four egg whites'? I have the perfect answer for you, but you'll have to wait until Friday. Put them in a plastic lidded container and freeze them while you await further instructions.
Happy Waitangi Day to fellow New Zealanders everywhere. Hope you are celebrating with some appropriate feasting, whether it's pipis and paua, asparagus rolls and whitebait fritters, roast lamb or a hangi. Cheers!